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Dear Blondie: I had a little incident this weekend and i would like to see if u can help me out. i've been friends with this girl for about 7 years and Through those seven years we've been really good friends. but last weekend i decided to invite her to the movies and after the movies we went to get a couple of drinks @ a lounge. the problem i think was there because she was a little bit drunk and i was really drunk. I don't remember what i told her towards the end or how i acted but i have a felling that it wasn't good beacuse the next day itext and called her to apologize and she hasn't replied. what should i do to not
loose her friendship or to have her to forgive me if i did anything wrong?
Blondie's Response: Get in contact with her first and then apologize.

Dear Blondie: i am getting to know a guy that i am tottaly into but one day he was joking around and told me he was bisexual after that i don't treat him the same way i treat him bad and i don't want to see him was he playing or is it true couse i like him very much but i am afraid to express my feeling to him once again thank you blondie... Blondie's Response: Well looks like you are going to have to do some investigating, maybe put out some male magazines and see if he looks thru them? LOL

Dear Blondie: ...Why arnt your anwsers anything resonable. If anything your telling
these people things that they should do with their lives. And yours aint nochristian walk of faith. Your probably a whore that snorts coke and sucks dicksall day to get somewhere in life. Shopping your biggest thrill? or swollowingthe fatest load you can squeeze into your big loud fucking mouth. How about you
get some REAL relationship knowledge, not some paris hiltons guide to being ablonde whore.
Blondie's Response: Why is your spelling atrocious? Also, why are you still using windows 98? hahahhah Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Dear Blondie: What should i get my boyfriend for valentines day? we've only been dating for about a week.
Blondie's Response: You don't have a boyfriend if you are only dating for a week.

Dear Blondie: ok,you had a good point last time,but my bf has been in Georgia and i've also been out of town so we never have time to see each other. But now this other chick is trying to split us up.she keeps e-mailing him and telling him stuff that i never did.i know where she lives,should i tell him shes a jealous bitch and everything she sayd is a lie or break up with him and go out with someone else?B.c I also have someone else in mind that I want to go out with. I'm not sure what to do and hes coming home from Georgia tomorrow.Should I call and see if he can come over or call just to see whats up? Blondie's Response: Nice to see you already have the next boyfriend lined up lol, this is obviously not a seriously relationship, so just ask him what's up and get it over with.

Dear Blondie: Its summer vacation and I haven't seen my boyfriend in two months. When school starts back up what do I say to him and what do I do? Blondie's Response: Doesn't sound like he is your boyfriend if you haven't talked or seen each other in 2 months.

Dear Blondie: I am really upset about something that I was thinking about. I am 21 years old. I had a baby almost two years ago and I haven't had sex since because I am really scared that a guy won't like any difference in my body, to be specific my vagina, due to having a child. My question is, can a guy still be just as satified with me now that i have given birth as they used to be before i gave birth, or is my vagina going to feel horrible after having a child? I'd really like your opinion because I don't know who else to ask that would tell me the truth. Thank you so much. =) Blondie's Response: Oh, don't worry about that, once your legs are spread he won't care about a thing :)

Dear Blondie: My promblem is my husband has a 10 year old son, i have a 13 year old son. well his son cannot get a long with my son. he is always doing some thing to him like calling him names, hideing my sons video games, going into his room at night after my son goes to bed. this is just a few things he does there is more but it would take me all day to name them off. well the promble is i tell my son not to let it bother him but this hsa been going on now for two years and enough is enough. i tryed to talk to my husband about all of this and his answer is well my son is only 10 years old. he said that from now on when his son is here for the summer that he and his son will just stay at a motel. i don't wont this to happen i am afriad it well tear my marriage apart. so what can i do to save my marriage and make him understand that his son needs to behave and get a long with my son. Blondie's Response: Did you ever consider that maybe your son can't get along with his? It is probably both their faults, they are 10 and 13 years old you and your husband should be in charge, not them!
Dear Blondie: when i was 19 i met my cuzins girlfriends friend whos a few yrs older then me. I mean when i saw her...my stomach droped. Now its 4 yrs later and my cuzin recently married his girlfriend. Me and the girl i met 4 yrs ago were both in the wedding party. Needless to say all my attention was on her and by the end of the wedding we were hookin up in the evevator. The following week we had a date and we ended up having sex. She knew i was in infatuated with her from the moment i saw her 4 yrs ago, because i told her. Im 23 now..shes 28. Honestly i felt kinda used after the fact. She basicaly hints @ me that im to young for her. But her most recent xbf is MY AGE!! I mean should i be pursistent and see if we can be more then just two people who went bump in the night? i mean its june now..that whole thng happened in september. Or, should i just drop the whole thing? I mean we talk on the internet and on the tele from time to time. Shes smart, pretty....but then again i think there are alot of smart pretty girls out there. im just torn on what to do. please help blondie Blondie's Response: Why don't you just ask her out and go out a few times and see how it goes. If she doesn't accept your invitation then that solves your problem as well.
Dear Blondie: i know ive asked u questions b4 blondie..but this is a new one...my chest, stomach and upper back is rediculously hairy. When i shave it burns and itchs like crazy(i have very sensitive skin). I have my eyebrows waxed like every six weeks and it doesnt even hurt. What can i do about this hairy situation??? Blondie's Response: Go to a dermatologist and look into electrolysis treatments.
Dear Blondie: I'm 14 (male) and I cant work out why lots of girls at my school swear but don't want us guys to swear. They say fuck all the time, but get offended when I say it. What gives ?
Blondie's Response: In society, girls are supposed to be appalled by vulgar language coming from the opposite, but in the meanwhile they don't realize that they are doing it themselves. So, next time they curse, point it out to them. Make them feel stupid by saying that their cursing is unladylike.

Dear Blondie: How do you know your pregnant?
Blondie's Response: The first signs of pregnancy are missed period, positive blood pregnancy test, positive urine pregnancy test, nausea, vomiting, gas, frequent urination, tender or swollen breasts, exhaustion or feeling sleepy, lower abdominal aches, backaches, headaches, and food cravings. But, the only way to really be sure is to see your gyno.

Dear Blondie: Hi Blondie thanks for the other advice you gave me not so long ago. well I have to say that my boyfriend cheated on me for the whole six month that we were going out with each other I found out by the person he cheated on me with and he also admitted it to me, well he got this girl pregnant twice and she didn't stay with neither of the baby's the first one was up to her if she wanted to stay with it and the second one he told her he wasn't ready for it, the thing is she doesn't live in our city she lives much farther and he would go see her on the weekend and stuff to be with her I never knew because he would just constantly lie to me and tell me he would go help a fried move for the weekend, since I loved him so much I was just blind to see what was going on I knew about them being friends and I didn't like the whole idea I just thought they would talk on the phone and that's it so I told him to stop talking to her and he didn't want to but I just thought they were really good friends and he didn't want to lose that with her so I accepted that. well getting to the point of my story what should I do? he cheated the whole time and I really love him and he told me he really loves me do you think I should forgive and forget? which I know it will be very hard or should I tell him to forget about me? that I don't want nothing to do with him. I don't know what to do please give me some advice he said he's willing to change, what should I do please help thank you
Blondie's Response: What he has been doing to you all this time is horrible. He lied to you constantly, cheated on you causing him to impregnate this so called friend twice, and is basically getting the best of both worlds right now (you on the weekdays and her on the weekends). He sounds like a real jerk! I know it's hard to face the truth, or to be mad at someone you love so much, but the truth is that he didn't love the same way in return. I really suggest you get rid of this loser before he hurts you again. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Dear Blondie: My girlfriend and I don't really kiss or anything anymore. When we have sex, it's straight sex. There's no kissing involve really. I brought this up and she got angry over it. She told me she wants to do other things than always kissing. How should I confront her about it?
Blondie's Response: Dump her already, all you do is complain. She's not the girl for you. She wants sex, you want to kiss, it sounds as if you're the girl and she's the guy. It doesn't make sense.

Dear Blondie: Do girls really care if the guy has a hairy ass?
Blondie's Response: It depends on the girl. If you do have a hairy ass, please make sure to wipe and wash it very well, because I don't think anybody wants any special treats.

Dear Blondie: Is it normal for a few males to go through puberty a lot later for others?
Blondie's Response: Yes, it is normal because there is no set age for males to go through puberty. Puberty for males usually ranges from ages 11 to 17.
Dear Blondie: What exactly is a hand job? LoL
Blondie's Response: Hand Job = Jerking a guy off.

Dear Blondie: What can I get my 19 year old boyfriend for Valentines Day?
Blondie's Response: How in the world would I know what your boyfriend likes? Give him head.

Dear Blondie: Hey, I saw this thing online that showed different exercises to increase the length and girth of your penis. I thought it was a total shame when I saw it but then I read on about how the exercises increase the blood chamber sizes in the penis, which in turn give you a bigger penis. Do you think this stuff actually works? And I've got an average size penis (7 inches) but I sure would love those 1-4 inches the exercises talk about. But I am only 16 years old, do you think that I should wait until my penis is done growing naturally until I start anything like this? Thanks.
Blondie's Response: Sounds like a sham. I don't know about any of this. If a penis is an organ and you can make it grow by doing exercise then how come you cannot make your other organs such as your kidneys, spleen, tongue grow ?

Dear Blondie: I was going to the bathroom the other day, (#2). While I was doing so, I pushed a little, and a sperm like substance came out of my penis.. actually almost shot out a little, What could it be? What could cause this?
Blondie's Response: Maybe you took it up the butt the night before.

Dear Blondie: I would like to now if a doctor could tell when I lost my virginity and if I was pregnant and had an abortion ?
Blondie's Response: Well, I suppose a doctor would be able to tell.

Dear Blondie: I am a male and I bathe every day even twice a day sometimes. Well anyways, I notice that my groin area has a distinct smell. No matter how much I wash down there and everything it still smells and it annoys the heck out of me. I was wondering if it is normal to have a distinct smell down there and what if it smells to much? I have no clue what to do, I even turned down my g/f when she wanted to have normal and oral sex because of that smell.
Blondie's Response: Well if your distinct smell is a disgusting, horrible smell that could be a bad thing, but if it is just a normal body odor that is nothing to worry about.

Dear Blondie: I got some thing like white bumps on the bottom of my head of my penis and I want to know what is it and how to get rid of it. If you don't know can you tell me a site where I can ask a doctor about it ?A lot of guys have this, and a lot of them worry, but it is normal for circumcised guys. It is pronounced glands, the little, really small bumps normally on a man's penis head, only a few get larger than the others. Sometimes they wind up in stray places like the (smooth) bottom of the head, where they can be mistaken for something unhealthy, but it is normal.
Blondie's Response: Josh,, I am not familiar with this topic, please consult a medical doctor.
Dear Blondie: I just started taking Birth Control about 3 months ago. I'm on my 4th pack now. I take Ovcon. My Dr told me that I should get my period during the 4th week of pills which are the non active pills. But the past 2 months I have been getting it from in between the 2nd week till the 4th week. Last month its lasted a lot longer then it should have. Is this normal? Also, right before I started taking my pills I had a miscarriage I was wondering if that might have anything to do with it?
Blondie's Response: Please consult your doctor on this topic as he will know what is best.

Dear Blondie: I got some thing like white bumps on the bottom of my head of my penis and I want to know what is it and how to get rid of it. If you don't know can you tell me a site where I can ask a doctor about it?
Blondie's Response: Forget about a site doctor, go to a real doctor for evaluation.

Dear Blondie: Hey I'm about 4.5 inches long and I'm 15. Is there anything I can do alone to make myself longer because I don't really think this is big enough.
Blondie's Response: It's not size that matters, learn to use it properly and you will do fine.

Dear Blondie: I've met someone at work and we both have feelings for each other but its at a stalemate at the moment, I want to make a move but if I mess up I will lose what ever we already have, but there is also the problem that her boyfriend is in prison and my girlfriend works at the same office, and people are starting to talk. what can I do ?
Blondie's Response: First things first, if you already have a girlfriend, either break up with her first and be fair to her. As far as the other girl, if she is still involved with the prisoner, that is definitely not a good thing.

Dear Blondie: I'm 19 years old and I lost my virginity to my ex, about 2 months ago, It took him 3 weeks to pressure me into having sex and now that we broke up.. I feel bad that I lost it to him but I want to call him just to have sex. I don't really care about him, I just want to have sex with someone. Is this normal ?
Blondie's Response: Sluts and whores will have sex with anyone, if that's what you want to be fine.

Dear Blondie: Me and this girl have been hanging out a lot. But she has a bf but I am sure she likes me more than him but she doesn't want dump him. what should I do? she's all I can think about.
Blondie's Response: If she likes you more than him, why is she still going out with him. I think you are wrong about who she likes better.

Dear Blondie: If your wife is separated from you, has a new man, but still give you sex occasionally, is this right to take it?
Blondie's Response: Anytime they give it you, you should take it.

Dear Blondie: I really like this kid and we have been talking for a while now. he said that the likes me a lot but he is still in love with his ex girl friend. I talked to him about this situation and he said there is really nothing he can do because once u love someone you cant jus stop loving them. but he needs to move on and I think I can make him happy. what should I tell him because he doesn't understand how much I like him.
Blondie's Response: He doesn't understand how much you like him because he is in love with someone else. Time will show if he has an interest in you or not. Do not force things.

Dear Blondie: I'm a 20 years old and I've been single for like 2years, I haven't even dated. I think I'm a pretty girl, but I don't know guys just seem not to be interested and it's kind of frustrating. What's wrong with me ? You got any suggestions?
Blondie's Response: Maybe you are trying too hard, chill out lay back, and let it come to you. Maybe try altering your appearance, for example get a new hair style and maybe some new outfits.

Dear Blondie: I am in love with this guy and I have been in love with him for 5 years now. and he likes me a lot, but he has a girlfriend and he is head over heals in love with his girlfriend. me and this guy are really good friends and always have been. he tells me all these things that get me so turned on. he teases me. and I want to be with him so bad. his girlfriend knows how I feel about him and how he feels about me, but she tries to be my friend and vice versa. we have plans to be together for college...we are applying to some of the same colleges (by coincidence) and he and his girl decided to break up when they go. once again, I have been in love with him for 5 years. do you think I should wait for him? we go to college next year.
Blondie's Response: I think you should go out and get a life and boyfriend of your own and see how he reacts, if he is really interested in you he will come to you.

Dear Blondie: I am 14 and have not had my first kiss yet. All of my friends who are 13 and 14 HAVE more than once.... I am getting nervous, what if I do it wrong or something? I don't know what I should do. I am afraid the guy will reply with" you don't know how to kiss" but I really want to!!!!!! well blondie what should I do?
Blondie's Response: I think that you shouldn't want to kiss someone because everyone has done it. Obviously because you are having doubts you are not ready. When you meet the right person and the timing is right, you will kiss right. Kissing is a natural behavior. It is not learned.

Dear Blondie: This weekend I was at a party me and a guy started having sex, but didn't finish because someone came in. So, I was wondering, that if his penis went inside of me, but he didn't cum, does that mean that we had sex? Thanks.
Blondie's Response: Of course it means you had sex! Face reality honey.

Dear Blondie: I don't know what to get my boyfriend for Valentines Day. I want to do something really nice but I can't get any ideas can you help me?
Blondie's Response: Well you can always rent a hotel room and seduce him, or you can get tickets to a show.
Dear Blondie: I am on the depo shot for birth control, doesn't it start working immediately after I get the shot?
Blondie's Response: Well when you received the shot they should have told you.

Dear Blondie: I am a 19 year old virgin with an uncircumcised penis. Recently I have noticed that at the very tip of my penis (the shaft), when I turn my foreskin inside out, I saw some whitish/reddish dots. They looked like miniature pimples or something. It really doesn't bother me but sometimes I get this severe itching around that area. Can you please tell me what this maybe?
Blondie's Response: Perhaps you have jock itch. Go to a doctor.

Dear Blondie: I am a 25 yr. old male. I really get excited when my girlfriend flashes guys and wears slutty clothes out to bars and stuff. Is that weird?
Blondie's Response: Yes that is weird, you got problems.

Dear Blondie: What can I do, to get a sexy girl? And have fun with them without worrying?
Blondie's Response: Go get drunk and then find a girl, because when you are drunk everyone looks good and also you won't be worrying.

Dear Blondie: Ok well, I am REALLY confused! The guy I like (his name is Dean) asked my BFF out yesterday. She said yes, and she KNEW I liked him and the week before she told me that she didn't like him when she spent the night. Is she REALLY a true friend? Is she just trying to hurt me? Does she REALLY love him? PuH LeEzE HELP ME!
Blondie's Response: Obviously she is not a really good friend because she knew you liked him, and went on and did things with him. I doubt she is trying to hurt you though. You should definitely try to work things out with her, because no guy is worth breaking up a friendship.

Dear Blondie: X-mas is coming up and I don't know if I should get my bf something nasty or freaky, or should I get him something he could really use?
Blondie's Response: Well, if you want him to think you are a dirty whore then go with the freaky gift, if not then get him something practical, you dumbass and why the hell am I supposed to know what to get your boyfriend, what the hell? As if I know him personally.

Dear Blondie: After I go to the restroom, I have this white stuff on my underwear. what is that? and it even comes if I haven't been to the bathroom all day?
Blondie's Response: It's normal discharge that females get. Need not to worry.

Dear Blondie: I like this girl but she is my friends step sister and I don't know if she likes me, so my question is how do I approach her on asking her if she want to hook up with me?
Blondie's Response: Just come out straight and ask her on a date. If she says yes then you know she is interested.
Dear Blondie: The summer before last, I lost my virginity to a guy I worked with. He is funny, hot, and I get along with him great. Problems happened and we stopped sleeping with each other by the end of the summer. That November, I started dating another guy, the one I am currently with and the one I love, but...I still think about the one I lost my virginity to. If I ever have lost my sex drive when me and my bf are having sex, I imagine that I am sleeping with the other guy. We worked together again last summer and flirted A LOT. Nothing happened whenever we were alone, but he and I would say things to each other and he rubbed my legs a couple of times. He turns me on so much, but so does my bf. I have thought about sneaking over to the other guys house a few times to sleep with him, but I am smart enough not to go through with it. GOD, I don't know what to do. I love my boyfriend so much, but I would love to just sleep with my first one more time. He's on my mind all the time...! what should I do?
Blondie's Response: It sounds to me that you like this guy more then your boyfriend, if you are constantly thinking about him. I also think that yes you love your boyfriend but not in the way couples should; meaning you love him, but your not in love with him. So I think you should decide between the two guys before anyone (including you) gets hurt.
Dear Blondie: I'm almost 17 blondie and I never been on a date or kissed a guy, don't you think this is pathetic or my time will come?
Blondie's Response: No I do not think that you are pathetic. I think it is good that you are waiting. Never rush into things. Your time will definitely come and it will be worth the wait.